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agentlenet2019-03-24 05:31 pm
1019) wrote in agentlenet2019-03-24 05:31 pm
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[Audio]
[A Far-caster turns on, somewhere. Comes on, eventually, to a voice comin' in off the huff of a breath.]
What kinda place is this -- ...
[...Long-drawled, but. Hoarse.
The up-tick is pretty freaking sudden to something more... distinctly jovial? "Weeeell, I'll be darned!"]
We got witches and princes and princesses here and then we got magic cell phones -- ?!
[Well. Two outta four ain't bad, I guess. Anyhoo, he lilts into this one... extra-high. Like he's cheekily askin' about the weather.]
Y'all go-o-ot -- ...magic mirrors, and the like? For surfin' the 'net -- ...? [That last word kind of... faded? Pillowed out? Before he swells into a half-singsong crowing.] -- Well, what about filmin' -- and the liiiike? What do y'all listen to your music on -- ...?!
[Faster-pattering:] I came here to save the world -- ! [Punctuated by a clap.] I don't wanna be goin' stir-crazy durin' the first vacation I ever got in a long time... -- !
[...Two kinda-contradictory statements with regards to being here, but all right...? I think?]
What kinda place is this -- ...
[...Long-drawled, but. Hoarse.
The up-tick is pretty freaking sudden to something more... distinctly jovial? "Weeeell, I'll be darned!"]
We got witches and princes and princesses here and then we got magic cell phones -- ?!
[Well. Two outta four ain't bad, I guess. Anyhoo, he lilts into this one... extra-high. Like he's cheekily askin' about the weather.]
Y'all go-o-ot -- ...magic mirrors, and the like? For surfin' the 'net -- ...? [That last word kind of... faded? Pillowed out? Before he swells into a half-singsong crowing.] -- Well, what about filmin' -- and the liiiike? What do y'all listen to your music on -- ...?!
[Faster-pattering:] I came here to save the world -- ! [Punctuated by a clap.] I don't wanna be goin' stir-crazy durin' the first vacation I ever got in a long time... -- !
[...Two kinda-contradictory statements with regards to being here, but all right...? I think?]
[video]
...Annnd on that note, he shakes his head hard in fast-ass flicks at the question. Grin bloomin' bigger 'n higher 'n the corners.]
-- Now, I don't know -- ! [On the verge of stammering. An edge of his hand in the frame palm-up as he boosts it in a shrug. And... peakin' a little higher...! A little edge of a sound like a cough on the push-back-in.] -- Didn't I tell ya my rap sheet was CLEAN up till then -- ...?!
[I mean... you're technically telling the truth.
Though the key phrases in that are "rap sheet" and "till then".
Another glimpse of hand - a rotation on his wrist for a bit of a flick-turn.]
My little ol' mom and dad, TOO -- ! [A trace nod-up and jab-in for a emphasis.] What did WE ever do to get all cooped up in the middle a' nowhere -- ...?!
[A thin whiny-ass singsong that... winds itself into the wrong kinda inflection at the end, there - more like "whaddya mean? I ain't goin' nowhere...!", but 'ey.
Rockin' on the soles of his shoes a tad.]