LUCAS “ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇ sᴏɴ, ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ” BAKER (
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agentlenet2019-03-24 05:31 pm
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[A Far-caster turns on, somewhere. Comes on, eventually, to a voice comin' in off the huff of a breath.]
What kinda place is this -- ...
[...Long-drawled, but. Hoarse.
The up-tick is pretty freaking sudden to something more... distinctly jovial? "Weeeell, I'll be darned!"]
We got witches and princes and princesses here and then we got magic cell phones -- ?!
[Well. Two outta four ain't bad, I guess. Anyhoo, he lilts into this one... extra-high. Like he's cheekily askin' about the weather.]
Y'all go-o-ot -- ...magic mirrors, and the like? For surfin' the 'net -- ...? [That last word kind of... faded? Pillowed out? Before he swells into a half-singsong crowing.] -- Well, what about filmin' -- and the liiiike? What do y'all listen to your music on -- ...?!
[Faster-pattering:] I came here to save the world -- ! [Punctuated by a clap.] I don't wanna be goin' stir-crazy durin' the first vacation I ever got in a long time... -- !
[...Two kinda-contradictory statements with regards to being here, but all right...? I think?]
What kinda place is this -- ...
[...Long-drawled, but. Hoarse.
The up-tick is pretty freaking sudden to something more... distinctly jovial? "Weeeell, I'll be darned!"]
We got witches and princes and princesses here and then we got magic cell phones -- ?!
[Well. Two outta four ain't bad, I guess. Anyhoo, he lilts into this one... extra-high. Like he's cheekily askin' about the weather.]
Y'all go-o-ot -- ...magic mirrors, and the like? For surfin' the 'net -- ...? [That last word kind of... faded? Pillowed out? Before he swells into a half-singsong crowing.] -- Well, what about filmin' -- and the liiiike? What do y'all listen to your music on -- ...?!
[Faster-pattering:] I came here to save the world -- ! [Punctuated by a clap.] I don't wanna be goin' stir-crazy durin' the first vacation I ever got in a long time... -- !
[...Two kinda-contradictory statements with regards to being here, but all right...? I think?]
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If you describe this as a vacation, then I have to wonder what exactly you left behind to come here.
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