You had me up until "tofu." Blech. Don't you dare introduce tofu to this wonderful meat-centric utopia. Any place where you can get it on a stick, in a roll, and in a pie is perfect just the way it is.

Don't upset the natural order, kid.

[Despite his complaining, his tone his friendly.]

As for the zombie Roman emperors... [He squints.] Any chance you're friends with Percy?