Dude, finally some good news! Think I could make it as a taco vendor? My tofu tacos are, like, legendary. [ among maybe like seven of his friends, but still. ]

But man, I'm starting to agree with you on this whole garbage fire thing. Ugh, why is it that there's always a crisis going on somewhere? I mean, I'm not sure dealing with this is better than zombie Roman emperors, but whatever.